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[mihu Profile]

Mom, my body is changing: the red panda will swipe across the field with his small paws leaving only healing skills avaible on those effected. They are from now on dedicated healers. Such is life.

Upon reaching 25% of total hp: the red padna begins weeping uncontrollably and shows pictures of his family to the party hoping they will let him off. If the party cant finish him off under 10 seconds, the loot will be shit.

1 pictr 1000 werds: the red panda posts jaibait pictures, the party must finish him off before the fbi arrives and confiscates the loot.

Sacrafice: the red panda breaks his favorite uncesored anime dvd and becomes enraged.

Putyin Hoax: the red panda transforms into a proper bear and aggros at anyone who is on the phone at the moment.

Friend of Children: the red panda takes indecent pictures of all children in the vicinity causing public outrage and stunning the party. Y-you didnt expect t-t-that, d-did u?

Forces of nature: theres 5% chance every encounter that PETA activists will spawn during the fight and sue all party members and their family.

Loot table: various furry vhs casette tapes.

well they are small and shit, how do u expect them to fight back against wizards and shit ? get real

[curtischan Profile]

If a Red Panda was a giant boss in Guild Wars 2, he would actually keep healing himself and throw the bamboo to the enemies.

[mtangous Profile]

Red Panda boss would do a channeling built up spell which would turn players head armour into a red panda head avatar.

Once players are under the spell, they would do a 5 sec ''red panda pitbull dance'' before casting a spell resulting in delay in casting a spell

Once dance is done, players head avatar turns back to their usual head armour

[ShindaShinigami Profile]

Panda Stomp: The Red Panda stands up on two feet and stomps his right foot on the ground pushing all nearby enemies away and filling the air with dust making him untargetable for 3 seconds.

Rolling Red: The Red Panda curls up into a ball and starts rolling in random directions towards his enemies damaging each one he hits.

Panda Splash: The Red Panda jumps incredible high in the air extending his arms and legs out. He slams onto the ground belly instantly killing any enemy standing underneath him.

Panda Stomp and Rolling Red seen in video below!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p2lZ3XNmd4

[Marsumies Profile]

The Red Panda Boss (Rubranda) is a great minion of Zhaitan.
Here I have a list of it's abilities:

I'm not funny:
The panda rises to it's feet and shows a serious face. It's enemies will run around for 40 seconds and they take 50% more damage. Cooldown: 15 min.


Tail Swipe:
One-hits everyone except Rytlock Brimstone. Cooldown: 25 min.


Tail Strike:
One-hits Rytlock Brimstone. Cooldown: 25 min.


Cooldown Remover:
Removes all Cooldowns. No Cooldown.

Log-outter:
Makes GW2 Community crazy.
Every single player will log out and go to GuildWars2Live.com to discuss about Red Pandas.
No Cooldown.
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[Hoch3 Profile]

If a Red Panda was a giant boss in Guild Wars 2, he would do the "World Hug"
- The Red Panda grows very big and hugs the world. If the enemy gets under the Panda, he dies instantyl.

[MeanPanda Profile]

Pabu the Red Panda / Ferret cross


Balancing Act: A Phase in which Pabu delivers all his attacks while in the one hand, hand stand pose, the most deadly of the hand stand poses.

His Tail Whip is now a Tail slam where he falls forward UFC style and slams on his opponent.
The The killer ballet where Pabu will leap to different places in the room and do a head spin that evolves into a floor
spin ending in a 'Coool Guy pose' legs crossed, hand supporting head, eyes sparkling, etc. etc.
His next move will be the BackFlip-Tumble & Roll With Pabu's exceedingly strong arms he will do a back flip landing
on his hind legs (of course stomping anyone in the landing zone) and then do a forward tumble. Knocking everyone out of
the way like a boss.

This would be a few moves in the Red Panda / Ferret cross(Named Pabu) boss fight in guild wars two!

[Ianray Profile]

Too cute: Nearby enemies are imobilized and unable to use any skill for 2 seconds while they stare at the Panda's cuteness.

Eat a stick: the Panda regains health equal to the amount lost in the last 5 seconds.

Hide&Heal: If used next to a tree the Panda scampers up it and becomes invulnerable for 5 seconds and regenerates health, if used while the Panda is on snow he/she burys into the snow and is invulnerable for 5 seconds and regenerates health, if used while neither near a tree nor on snow the Panda attempts to bury into the ground and hits it's head losing 200 points of health, if while both on snow and near a tree the Panda explodes from confusion!

Snow Shower: the Panda flings snow at an enemy, causing blindness. If used while the Panda is in a tree due to Hide&Heal this move also deals 300 points of damage.

Wack in da face!: the Panda attempts to wack an enemy in the face, this move has a 75% chance of failure due to the Panda's sillyness, if it hits this move deals 1,000,000 points of damage.*

Evil Death Glare: the Panda glares at an enemy, dealing 500 points of damage per second, this move ends when the Panda is targeted with any skill or attack.

Poke in da Eye!: Elite Skill, the panda pokes an enemy in the eye, but it doesn't do anything! The Panda is so overpowered already he doesn't need an elite skill.

*Note, some people complain that this move is too overpowered but the Panda doesn't care! He uses it anyways!

[xjanchyx Profile]

If a red panda was a boss in gw2?? Wow you got me there Here are just some of the ideas.

Super Hug: (5 seconds) It uses its big hands to hug target and deals damage every second

Sharpen Claws: (20 seconds) The user has huge health regenaration. If the skill failes the user takes damage.

Panda Bite: Deals damage, which raises with the users level.

Sacrifice: It uses 50% of his health do do massive damage to target and all adjacent foes.

Cutennes: It tries to force the party to stop attacking. If the party stops the panda regains all of his health.

Run Away: The panda moves 75% faster and has 2000+ health

Act Dead: (5 seconds) The panda acts dead and regains some health.

Super Awesome Cute Rage (Elite): The panda goes into rage. It deals massive damage with each attack and it hurts all members of the party. This skill fails if the panda has more than 25% of his health.

Hope you like it D

[Mertanor Profile]

The new "Red Panda" giant boss:

I wish I were ...: Red Panda dreams of beeing a real panda! So he is painting his fur black/white (effect: grants 3 random boons)

Sweet Kiss: Red Panda gives you kiss with his cute nose! (effect: causes damage and stun because of incredible cuteness)

Recrute Allie: At 5% health, Red Panda starts crying. Up to four of his enemies can't proceed fighting him and start to protect him. Every converted allie gains 5 random boons and + 3% damage.