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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby Legalt » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:24 pm

"Pounce" - Red Panda jumps around to a random area, causing AoE damage with his/her paws. If no one is hit, Red Pandas upper body gets stuck in the snow for a few seconds.

"Red Roll" - Red Panda rolls around for a short period of time causing no damage, but charming everything in its path.

"Last Stand" - Red Panda stands on its hind legs attacking nearby enemies with his/her claws.

When Red Panda is defeated, he/she falls over exhausted, and then proceeds to climb up the nearest tree, and sleep.

Your loot will be next to the tree Red Panda went to.

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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby Tyndles » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:41 pm

Fall down on you with his face attack: The red panda raises up on its hind legs and then falls forward while trying to look as menacing as possible. It utterly fails and you just go "awwww" and hug the red panda. The encounter ends. You know, because you're HUGGING a red panda.

Tree attack: The Red Panda makes a tree grow from the ground and climbs up it...and immediately falls out of the tree, causing you to just go "awwww" and hug the red panda. The encounter ends. Again, Because you're hugging the red panda.


This fight just wouldn't go very well at all, would it?

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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby lastxlight » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:46 pm

Cuddlefest: Red Panda comes over and cuddles a player, all players within five paces are also pulled into cuddle where they cannot attack or use skills. Cuddle grants health regeneration +5 while it lasts, dealing 300HP Damage when it ends to each player. Cuddlefest ends after 10 seconds or when attacked by a player.

Nap: Red Panda naps, causing players within 5 paces to pause in cuteness overload until it awakens. Red Panda gains +10 health regeneration while it naps. Lasts 5 seconds.

Roll attack: Red Panda does adorable rolls over players, dealing massive damage.

Om nom nom: Panda eats some food, om nom nom nom.

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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby fallenwish » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:50 pm

(This red panda will be wandering around in the woods and will take on a ghostly appearance. He seems very sad.)

First of all, name it Pabu as a reference to legend of korra. Then, make Pabu wear a fez. Next, give Pabu 4 movesets containing:

Flaming Acrobatics: Pabu cartwheels, giving the appearance of a wheel. Then, Pabu starts to use fire for a massive flamewheel. For the finishing touch, Pabu backflips and lands on his two feet, making a pose.

The Pabu dance: Pabu starts hopping and dancing around on his two feet, causing all who are near to freeze and stop attacking. This cute sight will make everyone awe and sigh, wishing they themselves could do that.

Smoking Bubbles: Pabu will bring out a pipe and start to blow bubbles for 7 seconds. He will appear to have his eyes closed in peace as bubbles come out of his pipe. He will be at his most vulnerable then, but after the 7 seconds, he will heal part of his health. He will then put his pipe away and go back to his battle stance.

Laser beam: Pabu's eyes will flare red and will charge for 4 seconds before releasing a very powerful laser beam.

You will also be able to target his fez. When you defeat Pabu, his fez will fall off. He will pick the fez up and scamper off into the unknown. (Or simply fly into the sky as he disappears. Bye-bye spirit Pabu!)

Good luck to everyone else!
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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby knew0222 » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:51 pm

Panda Kiss: Causes your heart to swell with love for this little guy. You are charmed and now a Panda's Pet

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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby Nagefa » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:41 pm

Panda hug: single target damage
Dig: OCD panda, stops actions and digs, unintentional aoe dmg
Cute Bite: affectionate playful bite
ELITE ANGRY BITE: BITES OFF YOUR HAND!!

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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby runnergunner42 » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:44 pm

Pardon the pun

http://imgur.com/mVUAN

I know its unbearable

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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby Chijiko » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:54 pm

I saw you just treat him like a snorelax except when he rests its like a pick up fruit thing to feed him when he wakes while someone else wales on him. Other then that mega punch, hyper beam, sleep talk lol xD

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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby TheShade » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:07 pm

If the Red Panda was a giant boss in Guild Wars 2 it would have at least these skills: "Fall Asleep"(red panda falls asleep and remains invulnerable and heals himself; if he is awaked, he gets grumpy and gains fury); Another one would be "Distractive Fur"( the red panda touches you under your feet and its fur tickles you, making you distracted.); "Body shake"( the red panda shakes itself, releasing lots of hair that reach your nose, leading to an allergy that makes you sneeze. Because of that allergy, you flee in search of some kind of paper to clean your nose); "Stealth"( the red panda gains normal size( because in the game it would be a giant boss), jumps to a tree and gains stealth.); "Territorial Guy"(the red panda marks it's territory, leaving a large pool of a slippery, suspicious liquid. If you cross it, you slip, you twist your leg and become crippled).
These are the skills that i would give to the giant red panda boss.

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Re: Post here for a chance at a GW2 beta key!

Postby Majiteck » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:22 pm

The Red Panda would have fourteen abilities.

Ability One: Bloody Mess; The panda would bleed on opponents causing yucky feelings.

Ability Two: Mustard lisp; The panda would have a lisp to his S's and eat mustard.

Ability Three: Cram in a Cannon: The panda would cram a random player in a cannon, only to feel bad and remove them safely.

Ability Four: Taco Taco Rocco's Modern Life: The panda would eat a taco while watching Rocco's Modern Life.

Ability Five: Legoles: The panda would create a ranger and name him 'Legoles', because Legolas is taken on every server.

Ability Six: Defile: SPREAD OUT.

Ability Seven: Panda-monium: lolcleverright?

Ability Eight: Everest: The panda would attend Everest College, then record a low budget commercial for the college.

Ability Nine: Tell Me You Didn't Just Say That; The panda becomes Samuel L. Jackson for phase 2.

Ability Ten: Ten-Ten-Yen; All 9 abilities combined.

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